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My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends.
I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens.
To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome.
I love little black dresses&scarves.
In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid.
Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included.
Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up.
I love nonsense people who make me laugh.
&yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses.
I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks.
No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented.
I'm just a green colored pond scum.
A bitchy one to be precise.P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom. P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops. Indigo'09 1Hcube'08 2HighOnHiccups'09 Modern dancer |
edward is a bastard. - Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:23 PM why is he a bastard? haha. not in reality. but in my dreams. because i've been having super weird dreams lately. wonder what did i talk in my sleep. (: kays. so here's the story. edward is a bastard because he is a three-timer. so the victims of his irresistable love are... ME. haha. AMANDA. LIBING. ok. weird selection. not my fault. ask my creepy brain. if i have one in the first place. ok. he was like kissing me first. and saying some romantic crap. then i saw him go to libing. they were like holding hands and they walked to the bus stop opposite school. haha. last. i followed edward and he went to ps. met amanda there. and they were making out. what the hell? haha. another weird one: we were having geog lessons in little india and we wrote our notes on plates. haha. so random. but the edward dream repeated quite a few times. :D school sucked alot today. damn boring. except during recess. nicole joined us in the unofficial dance recess. and then we were like talking. and talking. and talking. phoebe mentioned something like a book called 'suck it up' and commented that it sounded sick. which apparently isn't. then i told her i half-read a book titled 'vibrator'. haha. the book isn't about vibrators in the first place. ok. so smart nicole totally understood wth was a vib. but then layla and phobe were like 'what?' they're just far too pure. so we kinda teached them. but until they still haven't figured out what is 'jerk off'. haha. ok. go check the dictionary. or do you want me to put the link to its meaning here. haha. talked alot during the stupid talk after TOP. me, stella, layla, phobe. we were all feeling very loser-ish. so we acted really tarded. chionged lunch for dance. dance was tiring. and i haven't thought of my steps. damn. amanda didn't come today. made life even worse. alright. and denise is like OFFICIALLY so dumb. while we were on the bus and passed why the woodleigh mrt station, we told her that was serangoon mrt. and it was closed. and she believed. and when we passed by some random condo, we told her that was layla's house. and she believed. lastly, we told her that kovan mrt was under renovation so cannot use. and she believed. that's just hilarious. layla, phoebe,celine and i had a great time fooling denise. you suck, baby. http://claire-lovestory.blogspot.com please go. please read. i beg you. i plead you. just go blood read it. and tag. thanks. tag replies. YINGYI/LAYLA: erm. there is no guy like edward cullen in singapore. because singapore is too hot for vampire's liking. haha. and i'm going to break up with MOSSY. weird name. and *ahem* better stop acting like an idiot. plus what is wrong with liking damn maths and science. you must find the love in it. and gab doesn't help. CELINE: why tsm call you?! life is so unfair. LYNN: we so need to catch up. why didn't you come for the church CNY celeb? and there's nothing wrong with being senior crazy. i think alyssa is one too. or jolene. or even you. haha. see you on sunday? and watch me on TV. i'm in chingay. the yellow ppl. haha. (: ALYSSA: there are MORE seniors. and i bloody DID update my blog. anw, what the hell is wrong with you. my bf matters don't concern you. bleah. DAYNA: aw... amanda is so pretty. so smart. so pro. so cool. so nice. haha. do i sound a bit like pling and her MJ? haha. but isn't manda nice? <3 PEYLING: of course wenmin's nice. and she's not just nice. she's damn nice. and you and your stupid lollipop. CARIN: hey darling. happy CNY too. miss you loads. wanna come to my school funfair? NICOLE: you have facebook. add me. and you can add all the other dance seniors. like woo hoo. and yeah, its' ok. like seriously fine. we had alot of fun talking today, didn't we. *sniggers* princessALGAE. so old yet so young - Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 7:08 PM i know that i've been flooding most of posts with pictures of seniors, but today i'll make an exception, ok. yeah right. i can hear those people rejoice. especially dancers who has enough of my rubbish. then today's post will be flooded with my sis's family's pics. didn't take much during CNY. so i stole from her facebook. haha. (: the zara model. my sis is a fan of branded clothes. gucci, guess, esprit... bla. what brand is this? not sure. but still. branded. heres my sunshine darling. so adorable right? this is so cute. my sis and niece. as i said. my sis got the better genes. *sighs* just like what stella always say, BIMBOS ARE PRETTY. family pic at vivo. ok. the end. show the rest next time. (: and this year's CNY totally suck. like totally. there's some crap going on. you know, all the economic downturn, financial crisis, bla. and thanks to that... I GOT LESS ANGBAO MONEY. usually all the $100 angbao all gone liao. only left one from my engineer-cousin. so pro right. and taking about cousins, i suddenly feel very YOUNG :D most of my cousins are over 20 years old. smart. successful. carrer people. married. with kids. and me? this 14-year old girl who has just lost her bloody geog worksheet. and can't think of any dance steps for tmr. and is going to get scolding frm laoshi too. ): so i feel young. and immature. i know i am. :) and my nephews? and nieces? god knows how many of them i have. 6 nieces? 3 nephews? and they have to call me AUNTIE. isn't that the same name i call the 70-year old lady selling prawns at the market? and i'm the same as her? OH MY GOSH. i'm 14 only. 13 to be precise. my bdae's not even here. and i'm 9 kids's aunties? life is SO UNFAIR. and the oldest one is like p5. and i'm like sec2. crap man. i feel so old. really like an old auntie. and so this explains my blog title for today. oh ya. some updates on what i did ytd. I BLOODY FINISHED ONE STORY! like finished it. ok. except for the epilogue. but still. i finished it. and so i'll be able to publish it at ease... oh. and it's another horny story i mean, which of mine isn't? haha. creating http://claire-lovestory.blogspot.com go visit and tag. ELGENIA DOESN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TMR. princessALGAE. the unstoppable one - Sunday, January 25, 2009 @ 9:21 PM happy chena new year! wow. i didn't update for quite a long time. (: and alot of things happened. just came back from renunion dinner at grandad's house. had alot of fun. david(elder bro)was acting retarded. and i realized he majored in history. and his forte subject is in modern cheena history. while i was like wth? plus he's like 10000 to the power of 10000 better than miss charlene lin. love him loads. <3 my niece - phoebe she takes like 6 lessons a week - maths tuition, english, ballet, modelling, phonics, cheena and my sis is considering piano. -.- ashton and me! he's such a lovable darling. he's two years old only and he takes jap maths tuition. and i've never been for tuition in my life. my sis trying to feed ashton. i like her hair today. and i know i dun look like my sis at all. she's like fair (cuz she use SK2 products) and so pretty. i suck man. ashton acting goofy. the steamboat. i tell you, abalone sucks. it's taste like rubber. bleah. shark fin is better. ok, i know. save the sharks and bla. :D the yusheng my sis bought from sake sushi. so damn ex la. $49.90 my super-hot cousin. and super-cute nephew. my cousin's name is like eugene. like wth. eugene - eugenia - elgenia. haha. ashton and my cousin - edmund. i got another cousin who got 180plus for PSLE and came in third for o levels in his sch. MIRACULOUS. i got to work harder, baby. ashton was acting lame - trying to dance. (what an insult to me!) so my sis was like 'cut it out, ashton.' my grandad's at the back. my accountant-cousin, serena, and phoebe. my aunt is in the background. ooh. did i tell you that my bro was acting like retard. after we finished tossing the yusheng, he was like. 'woah. we cleaniless freak is it? the table so clean one...' and he threw the yusheng onto table. wth? and i did ask him about miss bla-bla. he said that sec2 hist is damn easy. sure pass one. =.= and he was rubbish-ing around later. after dinner, he went mount emily to jog. on new year's eve? he's weird. and i got the genes from him. haha. my bro and sis were debating about facebook too. david has 600 plus fwens. patricia has 87 fwens. and i have... 91! haha. bro said 'aiya. fwens? juz add lo. the ppl i went with to turkey also add. students also add. chruch fwens also add. juz add lo. you so pathetic (to my sis) less than 100 fwens.' sis said 'add the entire singapore la, you dumb' bro said 'ya hor. ah gong got facebook or not' and i laughed like crazy. ok. the seniors update. as promised. i know the wenmin, xinya, chewan performed in chingay 2 years ago and appeared in newspaper. this year xinya is performing in the finale too. she said 'see you' to me. haha. i can't wait to see the queen of sheba too! (: to suyu/phoebe: here's the pictorial evidence. is it very blur? but you can see xinya, chewan while wenmin face is slightly blocked. haha. the threesome. and i think that their chingay costume is like 100000 better than our so-called designer stuff. ok, i was running through amanda's pic. hey. i not that obessed. cuz she has like 467 pics? haha. here's the cute ones. evil vampire intent on torturing the princess? haha. this is an event called 'fusion' (: oh ya. and it surprised me that wenmin and amanda came from the same church. i mean that's my inference cause they went to the same church camp. and ooh. i love church camps. and i think wenmin looks cool in this pic. and i'll tell you wenmin's bravado story later. remind me. ronda tan and amdanda low. i think manda looks like a model in this pic. and her hair looks nicer with shorter hair. (: the tomato and amanda. i wonder where did amanda get the dress from. i mean it's really... unique. if anyone wears that to vivo, i would be cursing like hell. haha. oh ya. amanda the pro ballerina. unlike me. even though i really like ballet. but i kinda suck at it. haha. jelaine should know. i'm never miss jewel's top student. the bravodo, as promised. stella the loser sms-ed me after school on fri saying that she walked with shao to the bus stop and asked if i was jealous. wth right? apparently, i wasn't. because by the time i reached the bus stop, shao was eating a double choc cookie. actually, i didn't even see her. cuz i was busy eating the pineapple tart. oops. and she called me! haha. 'elgenia, elgenia.' omgawd. i turned my head towards the familiar voice... 'hi shaomin.' 'eh. you dance very nice.' i was like wth? 'oh. thanks.' then i spotted layla and yixin coming over so i ran to them. and went crazy. after that, wenmin came. i was supposed to confront her about something. so i went up to her. 'erm. wenmin, did you...' then i saw che wan. i am like super scared for che wan. dun noe why. :D so i became super scared. 'err. nothing already. bye.' and i ran away. so malu right? layla and yixin was laughing like crazy. bloody hell. and i took the same bus as them. the bus was bloody packed man. like the entire school was squeezed into the bus 26. but then arrh. some damn well inconsiderate students at the back refused to move behind. so me, wenmin were like freaking stuck at the front. and i stood next to her. omgawd right. then two bitches boarded at the next-next stop. they talked among themselves. say something like 'what kind of students are they. how inconsiderate...' bla bla bla. i kept on rolling my eyes. even the bus driver agreed with the bitches. and i think that wenmin got enough. so she shouted at all the cedarians. 'please kindly move behind. there is really not enough space here. thank you.' omgosh. and the next moment, there was bloody enough space. i love wenmin. she was so pro!!! ok la. went to j8 after with my damn make-up. skipped lunch and walked around. bought a black sphagetti straps. i think it goes well with my black jeans, white shoes and the amanda-hairband. (: woah. my post super long. haha. to see more pics, go my facebook! princessalgae.
life is so so unfair. - Wednesday, January 21, 2009 @ 8:20 PM life is so so unfair. stella and amanda took the freaking bus 26 together. and i freaking missed amanda. because i took 107 alrd. and while we were on the road, 'manda was only 200 meters away from me! argh. sucker stella. i dont care. here's the legend. manda-amanda, tsm-tan shao min(so cute right!), LB - libing, WM - wenmin apparently, i don't care. really. if amanda, tsm, LB and WM don't actually bother about me despite my senior obession, i really don't care. all i care is that they're the bestest seniors ever. and they're totally irreplacable. so what if they scold us. i don't care. so what if they don't say hi to us. i don't care. i love my seniors. <3 because it's for them. for manda, tsm, LB and WM i will study harder for manda, tsm, LB and WM i will put in all my effort into dance for manda, tsm, LB and WM i will stretch and stretch and stretch to dance. forever. i am going to name my future daughters(if i ever marry edward cullen) as... amanda (surname) shao min rosalie (surname) wen min wait. i can't name my son as libing right? sounds wrong. haha. princessALGAE. because of edward cullen, human guys have lost their charm. oh ok. - Tuesday, January 20, 2009 @ 7:16 PM apparently, i'm a failure. a complete failure. i can't ever wear a freaking pair of contact lenses. went to the optician today. and wasted 3 pairs of contact lenses. and in the end, i couldn't wear it. pathetic me. D: she sucks, baby, she sucks charlene is like a complete bla. she talks crap man. and she thinks we're still studying in the 1900s. if we don't bring stuff, we have to copy the textbook. ok. like wth. seriously, i am going to fail history. plus it's streaming year and i seriously need to ask my bro to coach me. lucky he's a secondary hist teacher too. woo hoo! anyone frm acs barker? know my brother? david. princessALGAE. dont worry, we're going to fail science altogether. one for all, and all for one japanese. - Monday, January 19, 2009 @ 7:42 PM japanese.japanese.japanese.japanese haha. me and layla kept on saying that since recess. :D crazy one. dance. yeah. we had dance today. yipee! did loads of stretching. (: i want to do a freaking front split. like shaomin&libing&amanda! boohoo me. D: oh ya. wenmin's being evil. she loves to tease me about being senior crazy. argh. today she sat with us during lunch la. and she says that she's a sec2. (: and then during dance she keep on askin me why i keep on looking at shao min! ugh.ugh.ugh wenmin bully me. <3> but she's still very nice. and i freaking forgot my freaking steps. while we were dancing, we move move forward la. then suddenly amanda was like there. there! in front me only. and i blanked out. damn me. love my seniors. they're so cute! and like i said cute is so the wrong word. hehe. seniors after national day performance. they wear jazz pants inside right? chewan's so-called 'scandulous' corridor. i think wenmin looks really cute in this pic. (: this is freaking hilarious i laughed like siao. and this is chewan's facebook profile pic!!! omg. but she dun wanna be my friend. hmph. ok. retarded. tsm is tan shao min. amanda came up with this. haha. so weird. $22.90! argh. that's the price of the hairband that i wanna buy. it's the one that amanda has. damn. so ex leh. wow. the entire paragraph is like dance and dance seniors princessALGAE. i joined the i love algae club. wow. 2000 people love me <3 what's wrong with them - Sunday, January 18, 2009 @ 5:38 PM i still haven't done my maths homework. damn. oh well. just came back from the 'trip' with suyu, denise, siyu and their cheena buddies we went to buy loads of indian sweets. yummy. and then they did henna. here are the nicey nice pics. siyu, suyu, denise and... i forgot her name. haha. very nice right. $5 each. siyu, denise. :D yesterday went shopping! woo hoo. is this blouse nice? it's $29.90. but i didn't buy in the end. *sighs* cedar musical. libing(center) looks so cute! without specs is a totally diff person. amadea and shaomin. last year's express yourself day. and i freaking that the sec4 dancers are a little weird. either their blog is dead, deleted or relinked-without-anyone-knowing that's just plain right stupid. damn. my muscles hurt man. tagreplies celine: woah. took you so long to realize meh. aishu: is your eyes got problem lo! minying: relinked. dearie, i where got rich lo. plus, where got vulgar. abit only what. haha. <3> princessALGAE crying lessons. - Thursday, January 15, 2009 @ 7:03 PM haha. learning how to cry. that's nearly an impossible task for algae to complete. *sighs* but in another three months, i will lose the bestest seniors ever. and i am never a good senior in the first place. damn. after syf, all the sec4s will disappear. haha. so sad lo. so must learn to cry. we had dance today at the cc dance studio. i'm happy. (: and i carried shao min's freaking bag. haha. so lame. then wenmin ask if i like shaomin alot. haha. and i keep on saying 'i never say anything! never say!' haha. but wenmin got it right in the end. and that busybody denise went to tell wenmin that i liked amanda too. that sucker. and wemin asked 'why nobody like me one?' actually, wenmin and libing are like 3rd on my fav seniors list. shaomin's 2nd. amanda's 1st. dance was really fun today. :) and i ripped pictures from amanda's-hardly-updated-friendster. i don't know whether this is taken is sec1 or sec2. but amanda looks really sweet. and wenmin looks cute. hoho. i dont know whehter this is dance pic or not. but look at shaomin! so cute. haha. libing didn't change la. :) i am only freakin 158 cm. that sucks man. so short. my sis is like 163? and my older bro is 175, i think. so tall la. and i am like the shortie pie. idiot. i'd better reach 160 cm by the end of this year. hehe. and i can be taller than stella! yeah me. apart from that, i must learn how to do a freakin front split. apparently, my side split is like cannot go down anymore alrd. but its not painful. haha. muscles spoil liao. and my split - right leg - is so terrible. my left leg better lo. gotta go practice later. tag replies- its been forever since i last updated this thing. stella mad then mad lo. like i care. dance rawks. <3 pling relinked. celine aiya. everyone looks horrible in that costume lo. haha. nope. layla's look like a china-doll! layla indices suck. yes. oh i named you after i started on the story. haha. then you shall be the first one to read it. if i ever finish it in the first place. hehe. phoebe went your blog and tagged liao. denise you like a bitch. how surprising. alyssa screw you. and screw him. lynn my school is dumb. your school is like damn smart. happy? wth. aishu miss bla bla sucks. can we get rid of her? dayna hello english rep! i never hand in my file leh. oops. (: mistress pointer loser rosalie fishball bimbo algae apparently, that's my full name. and you'd better learn it. <3 princessALGAE seniors galore. - Tuesday, January 13, 2009 @ 2:33 PM just came back frm the so-called shopping trip with denise. we didn't even buy anything. D: never mind, i hope my mom brings me to shop later. <3 anyway, i'm still buying any second-hand twilight saga TWILIGHT must be in pretty good condition - $12 or less BREAKING DAWN must be in pretty good condition - $14 or less if anyone wishes to sell, please email me at pat_tienmin@yahoo.com.sg THANK YOU. dance. i seriously miss dance. even though we had stretching on monday. damn it. anyway i ripped some pics from amanda's facebook. oops. cuz i dont have any pics of my seniors. (: I LOVE MY SENIORS. excuse me, these two people are in the air. which freakin means that amanda (left) is splitting in the air. like wow but i must say, her hair's in a mess. <3 ha. nutcracker at esplanade. we saw libing and amanda. but they came on diff days la. as for the other two, i dont know. amanda's on the right. I LOVE HER SHOES. she looks like some white princess. hoho. wenmin, amanda. i like amanda's hair! (: my two most loved seniors. :D shaomin and amanda. they are so cute. hmm... cute is the wrong word, i guess. all my sec4 seniors. <3 from left - wenmin, yuky, libing, chewan, amanda, yiying, shaomin, serena nicest seniors ever libing, shao min, amanda so you see why cute is the wrong word to describe shao and amanda? my gosh. :D i will miss you loads, baby. sec4s, you've been the bestest seniors ever. we love you! <3> haha. bored algae. when algae is bored, she does weird stuff like writing stories. (hey, they are not as horny.) and apparently, algae cannot even finish one freaking story STORY1: (you've read it, the alana one) 33 pages STORY2: (nobody's ever read it. including lynn) 52 pages STORY3: (still working on it) 39 pages and still counting... so see how dumb is algae. very dumb anyway, juz wanna write some freaky synposis of my stories. for fun because i'm bored. :D STORY2- Layla is a small, tanned, smart seventeen-year old. Emma is a tall, blond, gorgeous seventeen-year old. And the two of them have been best friends for as long as they can remember. But here comes the guy: Jayden Laurent, who likes Layla but also happens to be Emma's crush. Will Layla give up Jayden for her best friend? Or will Emma find Jayden and Layla dating secretly? STORY3- Claire Edwards is a super-hot, unbelievably sexy married woman. Her husband, Cody, proposed to her while they both were nineteen. Now, Claire has a two-year-old daughter and a twenty-years-old crush. Darren Tisdale is the prince charming of the day. And Claire realizes that she has fallen in love with Darren. So will Claire give up her family family for the prince charming? HAHA. lame storylines. :D hey. but i came up with them al on my own. princessALGAE<3 bimbos unite. - Sunday, January 11, 2009 @ 3:40 PM celine, daphne, algae: bimbos unite. like duh. (bimbo voice, of course) stella(irene), layla(yingyi): non-bimbos unite. hur. (macho look) and together, we're the sistermaniacs. i'm the 2nd sis. like wow. i thot i would be the youngest since i'm so immature. hah. anyway, here's the link. stella, celine and me are like la push sista then layla's is celine's evil twin. muahahaha. and daphne(alice) and me(rosalie) are the cullens sista. so we're related. hohoho. anyway, here's some pics from ytd chingay rehersal. i want mascara. oops. random. (: posing infront of the mirror in AS1. freak man. i so extra. wear watch. and where the hell is my damn scarf? haha. SISTERMANIACS! oops. candid shot of yixin while she's not looking. :) yeah. LtoR algae, stella, celine, layla, daphne haha. nicole is so extra behind. :D i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
oh ya. twilight updates. (:
i want twilight i'm buying 2nd hand twilight, the book.
bella: wow. how ronmantic.
here's another hilarious one. bella: your nose looks ridiculous, edward. HAHA. James do the hamster dance.
another one. object width="480" height="295"> edward: say it. say it out loud.
omgosh that's just too hilarious. here's a sick one. :D
hope these freakin stuff actually made your day. (: princessALGAE
remember me? - Thursday, January 8, 2009 @ 8:04 PM had self prac today. it was freaking funny. and i think that our sec4 seniors are like the bestest ever. we'll remember you all. forever. shaomin and amanda were like rubbish-ing away. so we're laughing away too. juz like watching a comedy. but i laughed too hard, i fell back, knowing that phoebe is there. but then, stella and phobe suddenly walked away and i knocked my head onto the damn glass door. and after that, i smashed my nose into the floor while laughing. *sighs* indices suck. just like what wenmin said. unfair. the sec3s haven't even learnt this freaking indices and we're stuck with our damn maths homework. miss lin should change her name to miss bla-bla. and we're going to fail history, people. (: i want andrew chia!!! 1. cuz he looks like my elder bro. but david more handsome. plus my bro teaches hist too. just that he doesn't wanna teach me! D: ugh 2. he's a much much better teacher than miss lin, i mean miss bla-bla 3. he's has a lame sense of humour. the how-tea-came-about joke was funny. haha. princessALGAE. wishing that... i could be as tall as wenmin i could be as smart as shaomin i could be as flexible as amanda i love my SENIORS! <3 hi-five! - Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 9:06 PM can you believe it? we, the lousy-est poks (except for stella and nicole) actually freaking passed the dance auditions! we rock. we rule. congratulatious sec twos! and amanda is the nicest senior ever. she was the only senior who was like encouraging us when we were like freakin scared. kudous to amanda! (: got hooked up onto online shopping. since i can't get out of the house during weekdays, so i window-shop at home. my gosh, some online shopping websites are just super cool you should try ann taylors, macy's, victoria's secret and esprit plus they're having sales. :D some stupid american franchaise. american idol = singapore idol = asian idol don't forget the lyrics (must watch this week!) = don't forget the lyrics (singapore version) deal or no deal = deal or no deal (singapore version) and now what? cedar got talent?! my gosh. this is just too crazy. plus i dun think they are any talented ppl in our sch. the art ppl would have to SOTA already, leaving cedar with some lousy kids. like us. so what's with the talent crap? and the american franchaise. plus i think that they should extend the scope of the competition to CCA groups too. so we dancers can join! (: and if sec2s all join, i'll sing i want it all (: so much for my plans. nobody gonna join that idiotic competition. RUBY, YOU SUCK. haha. mr sng is so funny. while mrs yeo speaks latin to us. princessALGAE. <3 the disipline mistress theory- - Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 6:15 PM seriously, school sucks. our maths teacher is like ahem... mr-wear-the-same-shirt-everyday our history teacher treats like some mentally imcompetent kids. our science teacher thinks that we're some smart freaks so she teaches at the speed of light. plus... FREAKING DANCE AUDITIONS ARE TOMORROW if i fail this audition, this means that i can't do anything right in my life. i think sec1s... i mean sec2s are the ones who practice the most. after our official dance pracs in the hols, we hold our own. and since we don't have any venue, we have to dance at esplanade open space. tomorrow is our auditions, so we stayed back even though we had a truck-load full of homework to practice. we motivate each other to stretch. motivate each other to do better. so the world is like freakin unfair, if secs2 dun get into SYF. life sucks. princessALGAE. mr joshua sng is so funny! (: ha. algae is the master pointer LOSER. things emmett cullen is not allowed to do - Sunday, January 4, 2009 @ 2:17 PM Emmett Cullen is not allowed to: 1. Spread rumours that the reason why Edward never had a girlfried before Bella is because he's gay... 2. And that he had a crush on Jasper... 3. Or Carlisle 4. Steal all of Alice's left socks and stuff them with rocks and throw them into the river 5. Steal all of Bella's bra... 6. And wear the raciest one over his shirt to school 7. Claim to have wild and crazy sex with Edward's piano 8. Claim to have wild and crazy sex with Edward's car 9. Claim to have wild and crazy sex with Edward's girlfriend (Bella) 10. Claim to have wild and crazy sex with Edward 11. Officially declare that the third Saturday of every month would be 'Seduce Carlisle Day' 12. Tell everyone that he is pregnant... 13. And that the baby's Esme's 14. Imagine Bella naked in front of Edward just to annoy him 15. Bring Edward to a strip club... 16. Or bring strippers to dance on Edward's piano while he's playing it 17. Lock Jasper in a room with 13 pregnant woman 18. Sell himself on ebay 19. Call Jasper a super hot, badass Texan 20. Have crazy wild sex with Rosalie on Edward My gosh. These are just hilarious. And there are like hundred more that i didn't put it up. I think number 1,2,3,7,8,9,10 and 20 are just freakin funny. THANKS TO... Courtney Brennett Kris Brennett Brittnet M Schmitt Ashley Soler Crap.Crap.Crap.Crap.Crap ALGAE: You want to play? ALYSSA: Ponyo, ponyo, ponyo (sings that retarded fish song) ALGAE: You bitch. ALYSSA: Ponyo, ponyo, ponyo... ALGAE: Damn. let's play the ponyo game. And we started singing ponyo. LAME. ALYSSA: I'm a ponyo. ALGAE: Freak. Ponyo's a fish. ALYSSA: No. I'm ponyo. ALGAE: Didn't you watch TV? ALYSSA: Ponyo lives in the sea. There are no TV in the sea. ALGAE: Crap. ALYSSA: I'm going to watch Ponyo the movie. ALGAE: There are cinemas underwater? ALYSSA: Yup. Cathay. Ooh. There's Hannah Montana too. ALGAE: Crap. TOGETHER: Ponyo, ponyo, ponyo... the little nonya. HA. i know the ending liao. let me be a spoiler! :D yueniang will marry paul. damn. ): chenxi will marry libby. ): yuzhu will marry the mental hospital. haha. but she's got a son. idk what happened to the rest la. (: me no like the ending. yuening and chenxi nvr get tgt lo. how sad. DANCE. we're officially dead when it comes to dance. we have freakin dance tmr. audition's on wednesday. prepare for my funeral, baby. i'm so not getting into SYF. princessALGAE <3 i didn't know that **** had a nicer name. - Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 4:34 PM profanity. that's another nicer name for **** haha. check out the different uses for profanities. 1. dysphemistic swearing 2. abusive swearing 3. idomatic swearing 4. emphatic swearing 5. cathartic swearing wow. how cheam. i didn't know that there is an ART of swearing. but i think there should be group of swear words that applies to the monotony of school. ugh. freaking first day of school. *swears* life isn't getting any better with an entire batch of NEW teachers. *swears* mrs jay is good. she's funny. she makes life less miserable. and apparently, miss lim hwee sian is teaching us music. oh well. she's our chingay t'cher in charge. how cool. *swears* great. i need to finish ALL my holiday homework by monday. even though it is not even the holidays anymore. *swears* tell me more about the current world's situation. apparently, there is some recession. mixed with economic downturn. plus financial crsis. this all adds up to less 'ang pao' money. where is one place you wanna go before you die? forks, washington. that's where edwardcullen and bellaswan lives. in the story. name one actor or actress who cant act. or a singer that can't sing. zac efron. name one quality in the your ideal boyfriend. duh. vampire boyfriend? hey. with regards to these questions. vanessa hudgens can sing. miley cyrus can sing. *swears* princessALGAE. my name's algae. not elgenia. the world's coming to and end. |
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