Goodmorning
This is the Algae Residences
How may I help you,

My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends. I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens. To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome. I love little black dresses&scarves. In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid. Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included. Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up. I love nonsense people who make me laugh. &yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses. I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks. No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented. I'm just a green colored pond scum. A bitchy one to be precise.
P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom.
P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops.

Indigo'09
1Hcube'08
2HighOnHiccups'09
Modern dancer
bolditalicunderlinestrikeout

nerve infection.
i swear that's not the reason why i'm all so mad and noisy.

but that's what the dentist told me this afternoon.
plus a whole load of crap about holes in my teeth and teeth growing all so wrongly
and that i have to go back some day to do some procedure
which lasts nearly up to 2hours.
wow.

counting down to common tests.

and denise's got a new person to be senior-crazy over. again.
welcome aboard, denise.

love, algae.

ballophobic.
that's me.
god knows how many times i shrieked, yelled, screamed, hollered during PE
because i was so damn scared of the ball.
yes. the basketball.
aliza and krystal must have died hearing me scream.
even miss yang said we scream more than we played.
oh well.

other than PE, school was uneventful.
i did 2 graphs during maths. that's an accomplishment.
history was confusing and boring. nearly fell asleep.

i'm so going to fail common tests at this rate i'm studying.

oh, and yes.

susan boyle is fabulous.
susan boyle is incredilble.
susan boyle is phenomenal.

she rocks man.

all her videos are like cannot be embedded. so here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
i seriously think that she CAN sing.

life is boring.

no dance.
my muscles are dying.

reading erin mccarthy.
you don't know jack.
hilarious, hot and incredibly sexy.

love, algae.

school sucked like crap today.
only my wallpaper could cheer me up by a little teeny weeny bit.
(:

GOLD WITH HONORS!
did i spell 'honors' correctly?
cause there's two spellings: american and british - honour and honor
so which one is american english?

anyway, that's not the point.

the point is:
CEDAR DANCE GOT A GOLD WITH HONORS!
seriously, we rock.

after all those months of practics,-
we did it
like finally

there's a long list of thanks...

thanks amanda and libing. the bestest P and VP ever.
thanks sec4s. without your advice, we would never have come so far.
thanks sec3s. you've done alot helping the sec2s. your crapping made us laugh too.
thanks sec2s. life would be so boring without you all.
thanks sec1s. yes. the cling-wrap-babies.
thanks adeline and eunice. thanks for the daisies! they're so pretty.
thanks lynn, zemin, alyssa and jolene for your all-time encouragement.
thanks dayna, eugenia and conny for all the sms-es.
thank you.

ok. so here are so pictures ripped from charmaine. our ex-ex-ex(don't know how many generations) seniors. i think she's the one i called alien.


I'M IN THIS PICTURE!
haha.
can you spot me?
or do i blend into the sec4s? :D

pretty amanda is in the foreground - the one smacking against your face.
hilarious libing is next to her, filddling with her hair.
and next is yiying. sec4.
and ME!!!
haha.
i can't recogenize myself either.
i look prettier right?
haha.
nvm if you said no.
D:

here's another picture of us.
i'm in too.
:D
you see the black person in the foreground.
i'm on the your left.
yes.
our backs are against the camera because we were battling for chocolate.
to be precise, merci.
*sighs*
typical singaporeans.

SYF was really fun and cool and stressful.
the minutes before our turn were like so traumatizing?
but the make-up was cool.
amanda was really slow at doing eyeshadow.
she said she couldn't do make-up for nuts.
i kind of agree.
15mins for a layer of grey eyeshadow?
haha.

oh. and yesterday, results day.
the anticipation was killing me.
and the finale was shaomin, wenmin and chewan running towards us, screaming the results.
but then it was from wenmin's friend.
so we weren't sure whether it was real or not.
panicking like crap.
when miss chua and miss siew confirmed the results, we were screaming
and crying
people in the guzheng soundproof room could hear us.

yes,-
way to go, cedar dancers

rushing on some stupid damned eng adv.
so yeah, enough of blogging.
better start on homework.
teachers threw us to the dogs by giving us a pile of homework as high as the everest
ok. fine. hyperbole. exaggeration.

ALGAE.

i'm breaking school rules, i know
in the library, blogging

but sorry-
com crashed
has been 10 days since i last blogged
just needed to let y'all know that i'm alive

will update when i get my damned com back
which is like i don't know when

alot of things happened
can't wait to type somemore

got to go now
have a feeling that the librarian is looking at me

ALGAE.
i know i rock.

expected to cut my hair today.
and in the end, didn't.
do you understand how boiling angry am i?

take pity on Joe.

There is this new senior management post.
It doesn't really pay well or have much prospects.
But they need someone to take the post up.
So, Joe volunteers.
Just as Joe was about to sign-up for it, the rule changed.
They wanted to try out some senior workers.
Joe let his co-worker.
In the end, his co-worker quit and it was Joe's turn.
The company, instead, sent someone to take over his place.
Joe took it silently.
When the second guy quit, Joe didn't get the post either.
Now, they wanted new people. Junior staff, unlike Joe.
He let one more go on.
Others pitied him. He'd been waiting so long to get up the damn post.
So they decided that Joe would take that post once it's vaccant.
And yet, when it was vaccant, people forgot the damn promise.
Someone else wanted the post too.
In the end, they decided who got the job by a simple game of scissors-paper-stone.
The someone else won.
And got the job.
So, what did Joe get?
Nothing.

After waiting so long for the damn job.
After being the damn idiot who volunteered for the job.
After his friends had promised him the prospects of the job.

Can you feel the boiling anger within Joe?
That's about to pop soon?

apparently, that's how people feel when they've been denied their rights.
and discriminated over the length of their hair.
outrageous, isn't it?

on the darker side,
i've not finished my homework.

the teachers are out to kill me.
and i'm already in the ICU (intensive care unit)
i'll die soon, teachers.
i know you've been waiting for that.
remember to come for my funeral.

oh wait.
who would want their murderers who attend their funeral?

looking on the brighter side,
good friday's coming.
easter too.
and i'm going to watch confessions of a shopaholic on friday.
with zemin and lynn.

stupid me.

get a life, algae.

being an algae sucks.
being discriminated for...

puny size.
brainless.
being green.
stupid.
retarded.
insignificant.
disgusting.

I HATE HER.
she's drives me mad.

algae.
i swear i'm going to cut my hair tmr.

Men exist because a vibrator can't change a flat tyre.
- Get a Clue, Jill Shalvis

I just love this quote!

Yes, the innocent ones out there, go find out the definition of vibrator and come back again.

Don't expect a man with a hard-on to be able to think,
he doesn't have enough blood to run both heads.

This is hot and hilarious.

And apparently 'hard-on' refers to dick.
I love Jill Shalvis!!

I've heard that men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes,
And it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until
They turn into something acceptable to have dinner with

Me, I just want to do the stomping.

This isn't a poem.
It's a fabulous quote!
By Jill Shalvis' 'Get a clue'

Go read it.
It's great.
And puh-lease, it's not that horny.
PG-13 with sexual references. only.

Call
Erin McCarthy's 'The pregnancy test' sick.
That was hot. Really hot.

Call
Kathy Love's 'Fang but no fangs' sick.
That was super hot.
Christian Young made me want him. Alot.

For more great horny authors, read 'The night before Christmas'

For more less horny authors, try Chris Manby and Julia Llewellyn

Books are the best inventions ever.

Movies rock too.
I can't wait for the so Zac-Efron-y movie!
17 again!

Oh yes, and....
happy birthday, krystal!
i know it's not your birthday yet...
but still you're the birthday-girl-to-be

Tomorrow...
my poor hair...
is going to die. be snipped off, literally.
actually hair are made of dead cells.
so my hair is already dead.

How could they be so ridiculous?
i hate the school
cedar girls give us so little cca fund and actually expects us to get a gold, at least
when all other cca fails them
and just because we got a gold with honours last, last year
the school has a crap mind.

just like the teachers.
i hate parent-teachers-meeting
have i mentioned this before?
nevermind, this point needs to be emphasised.

and here's another random quote
explaning why we don't need men to survive.
we only want men
those who are desperate for men are pathetic
because...

women give sex to have love
men give love to sex

doesn't this make women sound pathetic?

and surprisingly, all these horny authors are married WITH kids.
can you imagine how would their husbands think of their stories?
or whether their bedroom-life will go beyond what's in their stories?

that's worth finding out.

algae.
9 more days to SYF.
hell.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANISEEE.
i rushed through your present and card last night.
and you'd better appreciate it, you loser.

ok. a present for everyone else.
my story!
haha. might not be really a present. not everyone enjoys it.
so, oh well.
but at least it's completed.
and it's dedicated to dancers.
here's the link to download it: click here

stupid meet-the-parents
my mom was like demanding to see koh poh leng, my cheena teacher
just because i failed cheena.
ugh.
the principal's address was crap too.
denise nearly fell asleep.
i was too busy fanning her to even bother what was mentioned.

i really, really want to take triple science and double humans.
what to do?
9 subjects?
i'm scared i can't do it.
but i really, really like geog and science alot.
but i do better in science and hist.
so how?
D:

studies are driving me crazy.

SYF
this year is especially hard, i think.
TL dance got silver.
cedar BAND got silver.
i mean, what the hell.
our band rocks socks. and how could the judges be so deaf?
anyway, we know you rock.
just don't be so upset about the awards.

wait till it's our turn.
i'm going cry. no matter what we get.
:'(

11more days.

and we're going to cut our hair tomorrow.
in the as1.

OHNO.

my poor hair.
it's our last night with it.
better cherish it.

disappointment and regret -

amanda's not going for cats musical.
she's going aussie.
crap, yes.
to think that this is the last chance to see her dressed up.
like really nice.
it's the last chance.
it's now or never.
so, i believe, it's never.

speaking of which, i've begun my quest for a new story.
currently at page 7.
yes. very slow.
it's dedicated to my dear seniors. if i can finish in the first place.
main characters: amanda, natasha, celestine and an evil stepmother

haha.

amanda's got the nice girl role.
natasha's the evil stepsister.
celestine's amanda maid/sister.

way to go, celestine.

:D

beauty lies the eyes of the beholder-

make-up.
yes. i can't believe i've been so obessed over those powdery stuff.
and i can't believe that i'd just realize that outer beauty is crap.
i mean, yes, pretty girls attract hot guys.
but if the hot guy see you in bed, all so shrivelled.
no one wears make-up when making love.
then what's the point.
if the guy really likes you for who you are, then that's good.
or else prepare to be like heartbroken taylor swift.

should have said no -

i love her performance.
just watch.



toodles.

ALGAE.

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