Goodmorning
This is the Algae Residences
How may I help you,

My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends. I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens. To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome. I love little black dresses&scarves. In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid. Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included. Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up. I love nonsense people who make me laugh. &yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses. I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks. No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented. I'm just a green colored pond scum. A bitchy one to be precise.
P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom.
P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops.

Indigo'09
1Hcube'08
2HighOnHiccups'09
Modern dancer
bolditalicunderlinestrikeout

i'm very happy todayso i feel like blogging HAHA.actually, i don't feel like typing.because of the paper mache during art which dirtied my uniform and made my hands look as if i had some skin disease, my skin is really itching.real skin disease now.RAWR.my ezecma is flaring up.ouch, ouch, ouch. D: anywayt, i owe natasha pictures.HAHA.all the way back from x-country.
i don't know what i was taking. people?
dancers!
ok. this is unglam. celestine totally spoiled the picture.
the running track?
we totally suck at jumpshots.and this is unglam.everyone's looking like chickens.
at tampines mall.check out shannen's face.
on saturday!the hc dance.denise came over my house and waste all my rice grains for her 'art'HAHA.
i help denise do one. :D then amanda and shaomin's name very long, i stopped at SHA then diedHAHA.
UNGLAM LOT.:)
being bored.
sec 2 dancers. p.s i don't look like a pregnant lady!D:
HAHA.celine didn't jump.i think irene's jump is super spastic. (extreme left) see that black spot?its me. i jump so high.can go join cedar jumps liao.HAHA. x)
sec3s. :D
sunday - momma made bak chang. rice dumplings.and instead of helping her, i went to take tons of stupid photos.but still, this is to show you the process of making over two hunder bak changsto give to i-have-no-idea-whoHAHA.but i ate like fifteen until now?cuz i'm eating everyday.:D



you see, so many pots of rice.momma used like 8kg in total.

looks cool right?same faimly as me.plants. :D

SCHOOL! :o

haha. i LOVE school.
because it doesn't get any better than this.
:D

i LOVE sci labs.
but hate walking all the wayyyy there.
RAWR.
we did cool chem experiments the other day.
but i was too lazy to upload the peektures from my camera
got one blur blur sruthi holding the delivery tube and don't know wad calcium carbondate.
then i sneaked to the adjacent lab and took pictures of colorful liquids.
alkaline
neutral
acids
so pretty.
oh yes. and i broke a test tube.
oops. :x
nicole also.
HAHA
in the end, we were like sweeping the floor and hunting the other labs for the broom
:D

i LOVE art
miss teh's so nicey nice nice
and i love paper mache
its disgusting but cool
i must take picture another day and then upload it

i LOVE maths
only today.
but no, i don't think mathematics is cool.
:P bleah.
i totally made fun of chue today.
called him color-blind
:DDDDD
and then i did a question!
like woah.
i hardly do work during maths
i solved the stupid question w/o a venn diagram
then chue say what no working all rubbish one
his working doesn't even make sense
florence and nadiah crapped alot behind me
poor sruthi did all the work
i'll sure miss sruthi when we change places next term
aw....
D:
i miss debating with you about twilight and harry potter...
and calling you 'loocid' (crazy in tamil) randomly....
and learning the tamil alphabet
HAHA.

i LOVE florence/extra
because she LOVES me too
HAHA.
i bet she must be puking now.
:D
speaking of which, florence, nadiah and nicole and celine were like super evil
they wrote 'shuddup algae' in dun-noe-how-many-languages
english
chi chi
malay
tamil
japanese
HAHA.
they were trying to write algae in all the different languages
oh. and we wrote in set notation too.
chue must be so proud of us.
Algae = {x:x is nothing}
HAHA.
and a whole load of universal set rubbish.
too bad they rubbed it when zeti came in
or else i could show the world how evil EXTRA could be
HAHA.
x)

i MISS krystal
alot. alot. alot.
can you come back sooner?
my life is incomplete without the slutty bitch.
D:

i MISS huijie.
and her marvellous baking.
when is she coming back to bake cupcakes for me?
and lend me her 'pro' stapler
D:

tomorrow's the LAST day of school.
good thing or not.
i don't know.

CHUE'S DATING MISS TEH
i feel so bad for miss teh
she's like so pretty
so unsuitable for chue
HAHA.
it's like super funny
when we told miss teh that chue's lesson was after art
her face turned red and smiled really widely
when we gave chue the lump of paper mache miss teh gave me
he weighed it in his hand and smiled to himself
AW....
romance in action
despite chue being disgsuting, it's still heartwarming and extremely FUNNY.

i feel like stabbing SHANNEN
and FARHANA
so guai for wad?
so all the holiday homework
make me feel so slack
RAWR.
x)

i also feel like stabbing CELINE
she got two chocolate bars from J during English
i feel so bleah-ish
:P

TAG REPLIES -

ALYSSA: wow. you're scolding me. i feel so bad. and pastor will be so proud of you for your heart-warming and inspring speech. MUAHAHAHA.
MINRU: hello! awww.... the sec1s so sweet arrh. :D don't worry. algae's very hardy. they can survie sub-zero climates in antartica so this algae won't die that fast. :D she's the best algae in the world.
FLORENCE: haha. you see, i dedicated one paragaph to you leh. I SO NICE! must thank me tomorrow. HAHA. i know your favourite line is: SHUDDUP ALGAE. nadiah's following you too. HEHE. x)

ok. alot of things to do.
toodles to the world.

love, algae

i don't know.
i don't know.
i don't know.
i seriously don't know.
but i don't want to not know.
i want to know wads my bloody problem.
why the hell am i crying now?

the dance was meant for amanda.
i wanted to put in my heart and soul into it. for amanda.
she was my only motivation.
and now, even i've lost it.

i don't know why.
why the hell am i sending rubbish and vulgar sms-es to yingyi and denise.
i don't know why.
why the hell should i eve give a damn about the dance since no one wants to listen.
they only want her.
outcaste or not.
once she's back here, she's the ringleader.
and everyone knows that i hate her.

that's not the only point.
i really, really want to do this.
can't i even get anything bloody well correct?
i want to dance and even my body's giving me problems.
heart pains.
contractions.
squeezing.
whatever you call it.
it so damn painful that all you can do is just to sit down, wilt and cry your heart out.
and you can't bloody dance when you want to.
i don't care about my health.
i don't give a damn.
i get a cardiac arrest and die. so what?
but i want to do this.
get the stupid $800 and make amanda proud of us.

sometimes, i don't even know why life is worth living without amanda and shaomin.

life has so many questions.
when will i able to answer all.

ok. so here's the conclusion.
people think that i'm irksome, irritating, i don't care.
they think i want to be in the limelight.
i don't care.
from tomorrow onwards, i don't give a damn for this dance anymore.
my bloody burner doesn't work and i'm not burning the CD.
tmr. they're going to choreograph.
they.
get that.
it's they. not me.
i'm going to stop sending sms-es.
but they bloody well don't work.
ok?

i'm just going to indulge in homework and books.
these are the only things that can take my pain away.
make me feel numb.
make me senseless, unaware of my painful reality.
make me forget everything that's stabbing me right through the heart.
sometimes, i really don't mind if i just faint and die of a cardiac arrest.

on her deathbed,
algae

EGO
EGO
EGO
DENISE IS EGO
EGO
VERY EGO

HAHAHA.
look at "my" previous post.
yeah.
do i really love DENISE FUNG LOSER so much?
duh. totally. NOT.
hahaha.

above amanda, shaomin and libing?
HAHAHA.
duh. totally. NOT.

she's pretty, adorable and cute?
duh. totally. NOT.

but nvm. i took my revenge.
go her blog -
http://roadtowaythere.blogspot.com
see how much denise loves me!
<3>

i'm supposed to upload pics like for the entire week.
rawr.
but i'm very lazy.
over the holidays, yeah?

speaking of which,
NEXT WEEK IS THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!
and homework's streaming in.
my room's getting messier.
shit.
i feel like stabbing the teachers!
D:

and J is like so damn biased.
just because she's in a bad mood, she can give us lower marks for our pelly d?
come on, people put in so much effort.
and it freaking make sense.
ugh.
artificial sweetener J!
if she's reading my blog, shoo!
i thought you complain of alot of stuff to do?
why are you wasting your time here?
:o

anw, i went to the hc dance night today.
'uper cool!
but didn't camwhored enough.
ugh. i'm camera-deprieved.
bleah!

NATASHA OWES ME A LETTER!

I LOVE ART!
but i suck at it at the same time.

I LOVE CHEMICALS REACT.
did anyone know that AJ in Aly&AJ is called amanda?!
haha.

ok. blogger's an ass when it comes to uploading peektures
but photobucket is so small.
rawr!

ok. gtg now.
i'm racking my brain on wad to wear for nxt saturday!!!
D:

goodbye world.

love,
algae

back to the top?

hi. i love denise!!!<3
i wanna confess my love for her here!!!!
she;s so preeeeettty, adorable and cute!!!!
i love her more than amanda, shaomin, libing and wenmin.
yay!!!!:D

i seriously cannot believe i have such an eff-ing lousy mom
come on, she sucks like in every way?

today, i left my cup of finished bandung on the dinner table.
and my brother eff-ing scolded me for being such an ass and attracting ants thanks to my cup
puh-lease
was he blind or what?
my mom was wrose.
her eff-ing cup of coffee was left there since this morning.
god knows who's the ant-attracter her.
plus there was a glass of unfinished sweet soya bean drink left on the table.
my mom's proud work.
when i asked her about that, she said. i'm an adult. i'm entitled to leave things around. anyway, you're not going to clean your cup right? i knew. at least, i will clean mine.
for f***'s sake, what the hell is she thinking about?

i seriously can't stand my mom so i'm going to use the entire post to talk about the mom you'll never you had.
i got the highest in class and level(i think. i hope. haha) for science.
i was happy. dude. duh.
when i told her, she was like.... oh.ok.can. go and bathe.
come on, what kind of bloody response is that?
if i told her i got an eff-ing f9 for cheena, i bet she'll cane me until i die of excessive bleeding or some shit like that.
for f***'s sake, does she know how to be a eff-ing mom?

did i mention that i'd got a fish at home?
i named it amy.
but my mom took it away, brought it to the workplace.
guess what's the reason?
i'm not studying.
it doesn't mean that i'm hogging the computer everyday means that i'm not doing work.
fine.
i blog.
i msn.
i facebook.
but i do work as well.
common test's over.
can't she just eff-ing understand and give me a break?
for f***'s sake, is she brainless or what?

plus she eff-ing biased.
i thought that krystal's parents were biased.
mine were no better.
i don't know whether is it gender discrimination or what?
my brother gets all the hell he wants in the world.
and yet, i'm the one like producing results.
come on, A1 for don't know how many subject?
my bro fails cheena and english.
science and maths are like scraped through B.
and he gets to learn eff-ing wushu and swimming.
mom banned me from swimming once i got my gold cuz she wanted me to study.
puh-lease. i do as well as i swim.
i want to join wushu for fun also cannot.
thanks to my long fingers, i stretch like ten keys on the piano.
and my mom says that if i play piano, it's going to be a waste of money.
come on, i really like music.
and she killed my passion.
plus, i haven't even tried. and she told me that i would fail.
damn her.
i bet if i tell her i want to buy guitar she won't let me.
for f***'s sake, has anyone seen such a mom like mine?

she's taking my everything to threaten me.
like if i dun do well for any shit tests, she's going to
ban me from dance
reduce allowance (i'm only getting pathetic 15 bucks a week already)
confiscate handphone (telecommunication is important)
confiscate mp3 (its my baby)
confiscate my laptop (yeah, she doesn't want to me do homework. hah. like real)
confiscate my make-up (and she's going to use them. i knew she was jealous of my make-up)
and she's just going to take away every eff-ing thing i have in life.
she might as well turn time back and take my life away.
i don't think i deserve a mum like her.
for f***'s sake, i really hate her.

i don't know.
i'm supposed to talk alot for this post.
but i'm not in the mood anymore.
just talk about alyssa's hamsters will do.

oh yes. my mom bans me from hamsters(my favorite animals ever)
i used to keep two of them. called sucker and dumb ass. till they died.

anyway, alyssa's hamster died.
i'm so sad.
natural death yeah.
tommie was pretty old already.
i'm feeling real sad now.

unlike my mom, lynn's mom was so accomodating and let tommie be buried at their house backyard
it was cool la. we digged a grave and put tommie's box in.
alyssa cried.
we hugged her.
everyone cheered up after a song from taylor swift and jonas brother.
:D

cheer up, dear alyssa!
we'll get you another hamster for your birthday ok?

i'm tired.
my muscles are degrading.
i think i'm like super slack now.
when was the bloody last time i stretched.
haha.
don't know.
ok.
need to do summary now.
before artificial sugar J scolds us like hell tomorrow.

oh yes.
i think miss teh is like the bestie teacher in the world.
even though she can't articulate properly, she cares for her students' welfare
and isn't as cycnial or hypocritical
as artificial sugar J.
ok. i like her alot.

and yes, krystal and i played this damn lame game today.
haha.
for the sake of denise, i'll be listing the results out.
haha.
this is the relatationship between the person and the other person
for denise and libing marriage
for denise and adeline enemies
for me and amanda sexual partner (i didn't make this up!)
for me and shaomin sexual partner (gosh, this is crazy)
for me and wenmin enemies (everyone said it obvious)
for me and libing lovers (haha. denise can have this!)
for me and chewan affection (was being very bored, you see)

actually, this doesn't work at all.
its supposed to be like what, guys and girls?
like you know,
jiaying and chue weng fari
eugenia and joshua sng
and god knows who else.
haha.
happy now.
(:

love, algae.

i think i'm seriously sick.
sick, as in bedridden with diseases like H1N1. not horny.
haha.
i get like heart contractions every jogging. even during dance.
the heart muscles are driving me mad, depriving me of my oxygen tank.
rawr.
stupid heart.
i don't want to be like celestine and wenmin.
heart problems.

but grandma has heart problems,
could it be genetic?

oh well.
moving on to crappier stuff.

science CT.
yoyo was like staring at me and sruthi 35 times when she was telling us how crap our class fared.
she was disappointed and stuff like that.
everytime, she said the 'fail' word, she looked at us.
i don't know whether is it a good sign or not.
there's single-digits in the class. shit.
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
i hope i do well.
science is like my life.
apart from make-up of course.

shopping spree!
i seriously need some diversion to the pathetic life i have.
i'm going shopping tmr.
like the whole day, finally.
can throng the streets of orchad.
isn't that life?

ohyeah.
tan zemin can be quite an ass sometimes.
i'm writing this for me and lynn.
we are like the fans of make-up.
totally lady-like, poise, posh, elegant. whatever.
even though nadiah and florence will never agree.
and zemin's the exact opposite.
and she meddled with lynn's make-up!
i mean, lynn's make-up is like her life.
and she said we were bitches, wasting money on make-up.
come on, i spend wayyy less money than lynn on make-up.
her entire set of estee lauder eyshadow is like my entire make-up set.
so high-class.
yeah, my make-up set's like my baby.
no one is allowed to touch it.
even me.
i hardly use it.
i buy it for collection purposes.
it just warms my heart to have a black shiny box, inside filled with the wonders of a M.A.C factory
don't my bimbo sis agree with this?
haha
and zemin, stay away from the make-up!
you're wayyy more un-object-friendly compared to me.
:DDD

yes. and i promised.
uploading NG vid to youtube.
y'all better watch before shannen complains that her face is known internationally.



turn up the volume and click on HD.
better quality.
enjoy the vid.

oh. and i think i inherited my backstabbing bad habit from my mother.
she's always talking about how bitchy and inefficient are her co-workers.
and one of them, named indra, went to complain that my mom treats her like a dog
and my mom swore that she didn't
so what the hell.
my mom talks bad about her everyday and my brother and i conjure images of the witch whenever we hear her name
such a hypocrite.

speaking of which, the literature projecct is going to be really hard to complete.
because, i am very stubborn.
that's something me and my older brother are very proud of.
i'm very adamant.
if i want something, i'll go all out for it.
if not, don't even think of me co-operating.
this is not a warning to my poor group members. but this is the future.
eleanor should know it well.
i refuse to work if i don't get stuff my way.
eleanor and jiajia always complains about this.
only someone can make me work. there is only one someone in this world.
none other than, chen luyi.
ah, my dear luyi. in SOTA now. wonder how's she going.
yeah, so denise, you'll better find luyi if you want me to work hard for the lit project.
luyi's the best. my headmistress.

i better start going to the library more often.
i'm missing my books.

who wants to do CIP at the library?

who wants to go ice-skating in june hols?

hannah montana movie's being such an ass for taking so long to come up on screens.

love, algae.
<3

i've been procrastinating about blogging for like ten thousand years.but something made me want to type it all out.plus, there's tons of photos.and blogger's such a freaking ass when it comes to uploading.so yeah, resorted to photobucket but it is small. what to do? D:
she walked out on us. literally walked out on us.how could J be so unreasonable? i mean if she's pissed, she shouldn't take it out on the class right? plus if there is technical problems, it's not entirely HY's fault right.and i spent 7 hours making the pelly d video and because of the fact that she's bloody pissed, she didn't even enjoy the video.
that is very unfair to us.plus, i didn't even finish the NG video.does J know that i spent nearly 6 hours on it? i stayed up to 2 to edit it. come on, and we didn't even play the funniest part.she totally spoilt the mood la.chewan said she was cool. i think otherwise.i think that she's an artificial sweetener.
moving on to lighter stuff, common tests are finally over!ain't everyone happy?screwed hist la. actually not that bad.lit was damn screwed. haha.but i got same marks as jarule, krystal, huijie and nicole. :D chue's being nonsense about our maths paper. marked it, lied to me that he hadn't, and refused to give it back to usand gave out some revision exercise instead.rawr.
hope i do well for science.i really want to get into triple science.i mean, i love science.who doesn't? even physics isn't that bad.

anyway, pictures!i didn't steal it.copyright - algae


art

aishu taking picture.

peyling's rock and roll band.

i think miss teh is a super niceeee t'cher.

ballerina domokun

slackers


bored. after art.

dayna's flower!

artistic, yeah?



elmo says hi!

chue's ugly handwriting

sock in denise's hair.

flower as a hairband. denise is malu.

camwhoring in the toilet. escaping ouyang.



haha. i took this when she was walking out of the toilet.

dont ask me why this peekture is so big.
and i'm so not a perv, taking his ass. haha.

can i let the pictures do the talking?
my fingers are dying.

yixin's house. did bloody pelly d on monday. artistic, huh?

ah... enough of pictures. let me talk about lynn&zemin.
my gosh.
they're like the world's most retarded yet nicest people.
lynn was sick so didn't come for church. sat next to zemin.
people did alot of praying about exams.
haha.

zemin's mom went for grocery-shopping before church.
then that idiot zemin demanded her mom to let her carry the cold storage bag.
plus, she can't carry it with style.
haha. like i can.
look so auntie.
then there were like kids playing with the flowers near the stage.
some idiot kids playing 'boyfriend and girlfriend' were like plucking the flowers
and proposing to one another
then that zemin go monkey-see-monkey-do
but it was even worse
moneky-see-cockraoch-do
she sat next to me, and said will you marry me
i laughed and said, you don't even have a ring
zemin - i do
me - not those pathetic ones that the kids play
zemin - no. it's entire boquet of white flowers
me - erm. wow. show me
and that idiot dug out a bunch of cauliflowers from her cold storage bag
damn it man.
zemin - flowers. you rock in science. you should know.
i just sat there and gave her the 'wth' look
lynn and alyssa and jolene and joanne laughed like crap when i told them
and yes,
tan zemin is crap

chatted with lynn till one something on sun
:D
such a nice friend
haha. thank me.

ok. i have alot of things to do
write letter to seniors
shit geog worksheet
literature colony rubbish
give us a break!

i need shopping
desperately need make-up

love, algae

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