Goodmorning
This is the Algae Residences
How may I help you,

My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends. I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens. To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome. I love little black dresses&scarves. In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid. Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included. Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up. I love nonsense people who make me laugh. &yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses. I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks. No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented. I'm just a green colored pond scum. A bitchy one to be precise.
P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom.
P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops.

Indigo'09
1Hcube'08
2HighOnHiccups'09
Modern dancer
bolditalicunderlinestrikeout

HAHAHA.WATCH THAT.
YESSSS, THAT THING UP THERE!!!



OKAY.so it isn't exactly funny but i just LOVE the way they diss the werewolves.
'JACOB RUNNN!'
'GRRRR'
'A CHIHUAHUA?!'
HAHAHAHAHAH.doggggg.
yeah, so that's a movie for those who couldn't stand teenage girls and their vampire/werewolf boyfriends.


hmmm&i havent' been posting for like A WEEK.
one whole week without a mile-long-string worth of complaints about my new teachers(well, i'm complaining now), no i hate dance banners strewn all over an-alternate-paradise.blogspot.com or yeah, bitching about bitches(ironic huh)


today was one helluva day. cheer at 7am and YOG till 4.30pm.
welcome the sad life of dance.
it's not all bright lights and pretty faces,
but more of sweat, acid rain and sunscreen.
BUT I HAD FUN.
cheer was awesome, i love the rose cheerleaders.
they're some crazy kpop people who never say never for everything.
and i have the WORLD'S COOLEST AND RETARD-EST JUNIORS, like seriously.
minru and her acs boyfriend (HAHA)
eunice and clarice with the song-singing in the bus (MY EARSSSS)
cherie and her rubber-band legs (LIKE SERIOUSLY)
okay, and 5year old yingyi with her bangs, suyu with her fried-up but seriously funny brain.
OHGODDD, i get abs from just laughing.


yeah, but there are extreme ends to dancers too.
you have innocent secone kids
AND
bloody motherfucking bitches who lie as it's a part of their everyday regime.
LIKE SERIOUSLY.


(oh and i forgot to mention my juniors are HORNY people. HAHAH. they're like licking each other's faces!!!! SERIOUSLYYYY.)



('like seriously' is my newest phrase after 'fuck you', i learnt it from grey's anatomy)



okay, so you know on like hydrochloric acid and ethanol, there's like a sticker that says 'corrosive' or 'highly flammable' right?
i'm pasting on for this part of my post, 'bitch-sive' and 'highly vulgar' and 'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK'


LIKE SERIOUSLY.
friends fight over boyfriends.... money... studies... idk, something normal in the education system.
and what, we fight over puny, insignificant stunts.
FUCKING CHEERLEADING STUNTS.
yeah, my voice is so incredulous as i'm reading whatever i'm typing out.
okay, so yeah, apparently, winning cheerleading championships are SOOOO IMPORTANT that you turn back on everyone else, make everyone oh-so-fucking-pissed-off, and become a reincarnation of satan, the ruler of all evil.
so blah, blah, blah. i don't really care who reads this. i need to let it all out.


next,
fuck fuck fuck you.
you're the worst fucked up, lying, fake bitch EVER.
you're like a talking bitch, a walking bitch, a BREATHING BITCH.
a person is far better off being a slutty whore with AIDS or SARS or something like that than BEING YOU.


OKAY AND YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT. I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPS CAUSE I HOPE THIS IS THE VERY, VERY, FUCKING LAST TIME I HAVE TO SAY THIS. LIKE ONCE AND FOR ALL AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE, FUCK YOU, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I. AM. NOT. IN. CHEER.

LIKE SERIOUSLY, HOW HARD CAN IT GET FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE AT LEAST 8YEARS OF EDUCATION TO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FIVE WORDS. LIKE DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN ANUEURYSM AND YOU KEEP ON THINKING THAT I'M HELPING ROSE CHEER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO JOIN IT OR I WANT TO BE CAPTAIN OR IDK, LIKE I HAVE SOME EVIL I-WANT-TO-TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD-SECRET-PLAN OR I JUST HAVE SELFISH NEEDS TO BE FUFILLED.

FUCK NO,
if you don't understand the 'i am not in cheer' part, it's okay dumbass. but you can just quit talking to anybody and everybody about what i'm helping rose cheer cause i'm a manipulative bitch who is going to kick a lower sec out and join cheer eventually and will rob the captain position from daphne.
because not everyone is as fucked-up as you,


i help rose cheer because i want them to win? seriously. and it's fun despite the late nights going through positionings and hour-long telephone calls with daphne and list of shit i write down during boring bio lesssons. SERIOUSLY. i don't expect any reward. i don't expect to hold the whatever cheerleading trophy(no such thing yeah, but still) or control the cheerleadings as if i'm like evil mojojo from powerpuff girls. major decision makings are in the hands of the cheerleaders, other stuff under the control of daphne.
i'm like their MOTHER. the one who constantly nags at daphne to quickly set up practices, the one who has to ask the whole team to pay attention to the music, the one who drag mats after mats, the one who just jeopardizes her entire social life by making enemies with other houses for the sake of the team.


and no i'm not being i-died-on-the-cross-see-i'm-so-sacrificial. I'M JUST SAYING, FYI.
and don't go around, quote-quote from my blog and say that i'm just a bitch. LIKE SCREW YOU.


------------------------END OF CRAZY JABBER----------------------------


OHHHH, HEY EVERYONE TAKING BIO.
WE'RE GETTING ONE MORE MARK FOR OUR EXAM CAUSE QUESTION 23 IS LIKE SCREWED UPPPP!
YAY!!! and i think 3M's the one who kept on fighting for our marks. LIKE YAY, YAY, YAY.


i should stop reading medical books, i'm freaking people out with the you-may-have-a-heart-attack talk.
what's wrong with me.


-A-

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