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This is the Algae Residences
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My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends. I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens. To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome. I love little black dresses&scarves. In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid. Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included. Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up. I love nonsense people who make me laugh. &yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses. I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks. No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented. I'm just a green colored pond scum. A bitchy one to be precise.
P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom.
P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops.

Indigo'09
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2HighOnHiccups'09
Modern dancer
bolditalicunderlinestrikeout

oh for the love of the stupid things we used to do,



okay, this is so going to be a mindless rambling post because i used all my braincells on something non-homework-related and i absolutely have no mood to swtich off the internet and focus on my chinese paper.


so i'm going to list down the reasons that MAKE me a nerd and those that DON'T MAKE me one-

1. wikiepedia's my holy grail website. it's like i CANNOT survive without it. like to hell with the wikipedia is not accurate shit, it's my baby. it's my perfect solution when my chemistry teachers talk alien during classes, when i have a burning retarded question like who invented contacts and where i fast-forward the whole of glee season1 by reading everything on wikiepdia.com/glee
2. i am insane about med stuff. like i'll look up at laura's face and tell her that she has extensive capillary network that is visible on her face and when i go home i research on it and tell over msn that she has couperose. (which is probably why she kept on calling me NERD over msn and thus this post)
3. i read science shit. introduction to killer diseases, 101 common aliments you should know about, desert vegetation and dinosaurs.
4. part of my youtube viewing history includes stuff like 'alkali metals reaction with water' , 'francium-the most explosive metal in the world?' , 'the mole song' and 'how are waterfalls formed'.
5. i have fugly black glasses.


on the other hand,
1. (okay, this is going to be so random but i bet no one knows how the word 'nerd' came about like i don't think people back in the 17th century uses the word nerd but yeah, the word nerd was actually spelt as knurd, which if you are smart enough would realize it's the opposite of drunk and it was supposedly used to refer to people who studied instead of partied. and i got this from wiki. dang, more nerd points) but that whole bracket-bracket thing has relation to why i'm nerd, imma in lurve el-co-hall. so i fall into the 'drunk' category and not 'knurd'.
2. i'm insanely blond. i break my guitar strings when i talk to people on msn and has to spend 3hours to fix with with one-third of time crawling on floor trying to find the pin that fell off from the guitar.
3. i suck at math. classic example: fell asleep while reading the amath textbook during lunch. (okay, so maybe i'm a nerd cause i read the amath textbook?)
4. i read seventeen instead of nat geo these days! *proud grin*
5. i'm not smart.


conclusion: i'm a half-nerd.
and i totally don't see the rationale of typing the last few hundreds of words cause all i did was just to waste my time.



i'm a bad name-r.
i'm that kind of people who spends thirty minutes on an english composition homework only to come up with a name like jane and tiffany.
bottom line: i think if i ever adopt kids next time, i'll probably pick a number and refer to the periodic table and take the name of the element with the corresponding atomic number.

'what name do you want to be placed on the birth certificate?'
'give me a number.'
'what?'
'just call any number, from 1 to 103.'
'okay...12?'
*refers*
'name her as magnesium.'

pray tell, the poor kid doesn't get a name like hydrogen or oxygen or nitrogen or chlorine or iodine or potassium.
can you imagine?
'register number four, aluminium tan.'
okay, that was so retarded.

but there are some chem names that are nice.
like astatine, germanium and selenium.
i think they can pass of some extoic greek name which no other parent would know unless they're a chemist.



i totally love this blog post maannn. i just totally crapped about the world's two most retarded topic that can ever be blogged about. ohgod, sometimes i just love myself.
oh and i wasn't trying to like hey-i'm-the-world's-funniest-person-come-laugh-at-my-blond-jokes, i was just trying to ugh, *rolls eyes*. nobody forced you to read this if you think it's highly irritating.



'go.... jiggypuff!'
i miss being a kid, watching pokemon at 1030am every saturday religiously and throwing a stress ball at the televesion everytime that i-never-grow-up ash person chooses his pokemon against his opponent which miraculously, i have never seen him lost a match.
remember?


and there you go! another random jabber.


-A-

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