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My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends.
I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens.
To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome.
I love little black dresses&scarves.
In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid.
Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included.
Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up.
I love nonsense people who make me laugh.
&yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses.
I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks.
No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented.
I'm just a green colored pond scum.
A bitchy one to be precise.P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom. P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops. Indigo'09 1Hcube'08 2HighOnHiccups'09 Modern dancer |
why do we need men? - Sunday, April 5, 2009 @ 7:34 PM Men exist because a vibrator can't change a flat tyre. - Get a Clue, Jill Shalvis I just love this quote! Yes, the innocent ones out there, go find out the definition of vibrator and come back again. Don't expect a man with a hard-on to be able to think, he doesn't have enough blood to run both heads. This is hot and hilarious. And apparently 'hard-on' refers to dick. I love Jill Shalvis!! I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, And it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until They turn into something acceptable to have dinner with Me, I just want to do the stomping. This isn't a poem. It's a fabulous quote! By Jill Shalvis' 'Get a clue' Go read it. It's great. And puh-lease, it's not that horny. PG-13 with sexual references. only. Call Erin McCarthy's 'The pregnancy test' sick. That was hot. Really hot. Call Kathy Love's 'Fang but no fangs' sick. That was super hot. Christian Young made me want him. Alot. For more great horny authors, read 'The night before Christmas' For more less horny authors, try Chris Manby and Julia Llewellyn Books are the best inventions ever. Movies rock too. I can't wait for the so Zac-Efron-y movie! 17 again! Oh yes, and.... happy birthday, krystal! i know it's not your birthday yet... but still you're the birthday-girl-to-be Tomorrow... my poor hair... is going to die. be snipped off, literally. actually hair are made of dead cells. so my hair is already dead. How could they be so ridiculous? i hate the school cedar girls give us so little cca fund and actually expects us to get a gold, at least when all other cca fails them and just because we got a gold with honours last, last year the school has a crap mind. just like the teachers. i hate parent-teachers-meeting have i mentioned this before? nevermind, this point needs to be emphasised. and here's another random quote explaning why we don't need men to survive. we only want men those who are desperate for men are pathetic because... women give sex to have love men give love to sex doesn't this make women sound pathetic? and surprisingly, all these horny authors are married WITH kids. can you imagine how would their husbands think of their stories? or whether their bedroom-life will go beyond what's in their stories? that's worth finding out. algae. 9 more days to SYF. hell. |
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