Goodmorning
This is the Algae Residences
How may I help you,

My best friend is the guitar. &I never need boyfriends. I fall in love easily. With random things like country music, vampires,romance novels&colorful pens. To me, Taylor Swift&The Saturdays are awesome. I love little black dresses&scarves. In my spare time, I like to design cards&conduct random science experiments like dipping eggs into acid. Yeah&unlike normal humans, I like science, converging lenses&relative atomic masses included. Secretly, I want to be a doctor& a guitarist on the spy when I grow up. I love nonsense people who make me laugh. &yes, I love inviting people to my house&being invited to other's houses. I hate raindrops, airplanes, Jacob Black&jerks. No, I'd never though that I was smart/gorgeous/talented. I'm just a green colored pond scum. A bitchy one to be precise.
P.S My bitchiness is inherited, so beware of my mom.
P.S And currently, I'm desperate for a new phone&a pair of flipflops.

Indigo'09
1Hcube'08
2HighOnHiccups'09
Modern dancer
bolditalicunderlinestrikeout

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
okay. i'm sorry i'm crazy.




1. "WAAAAAH CAN SEE EVERYTHING AH!!!" is going to be irene ng's quote of the decade, i swear. like seriously, miss-i-direct-produce-and-act-in-porn-movies. HAHAHAHAH,

2. DANCE CHALET was selectively AWESOME. sec3s first night = AWESOME. singing 'dream on' AKA the ten cents song = AWESOME. porny, horny pervy shower time = AWESOME. dancing with chicken wings = AWESOME. ganging up with clarice to fondle(HAHHAAH)irene's thighs = AWESOME. ganging up with xiantong to taupok and bully yy = AWESOME.

3. thinking back on awesome memories = AWESOME.

4.WE.ARE.SCREWED.FOR.OPEN.HOUSE.I.CANNOT.DANCE.HIP.HOP.LIKE.WHAT.THE.SHIT.AND.MY.CONTEMP.IS.BARELY.MAKE-ABLE bottomline = D to the I to the E.

5. DAPHNE STOP LOSING YOUR THINGS. START SAVING MONEY!!!! (HAHAH.i dedicated you one bullet point cause you said i was a very nice girl over msn just now. so suck it up!!!! not everyone likes to empty your wallet and plan your accounts for you)

6. OH.MY.GOD.YOU.STUPID.BITCH.fuckyou. fyi, people are not telemarketers, we don't sit in front of a phone 24/7 waiting for it to ring so don't go on about how irresponsible we are when we don't answer our phones, GET A LIFE. and the reason why you fall into one of the categories of 'the people i hate most' - the acbc (act cool buay cool), i'm sorry but i'm better than you. just face the fact. and lastly, JUST SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING TO US IN THAT CONDESCENDING TONE. YOU ARE NOT OUR FUCKING MOTHERS.

7. S-O-R-R-Y yy): sorry for squashing you on the bed. sorry for stealing our blanket in the middle of the night. sorry for dropping your hashbrown at macdonalds. sorry for saying 'its quite easy what'. 对不起!

8. kudos for thinking that i have talent and saying it out. not that i'm being a proud bitch splashing arrogant essays on the world wide web but i really need to say a word of thanks. you guys were the first ones ever to appreciate whatever i was playing. THANKYOU. it truly means alot to me.

9. dear irene, deafknee, yy, denise, celine, xiantong, thankyou for making this just plain awesome. and even though we are partially tone-deaf, have sore throats and sing wayyyy off-key, we're still awesome. I WANNA BE A PASTRY CHEF SO FRIGGIN BAD. TEN CENTS, FIVE CENTS, ONE CENT!

10. MY BROTHER IS A STUPID ASSHOLE. he only got 229 for his PSLE. that's really dumb. or maybe i'm just a mean bitch sister. or maybe i should learn to factor in the fact that he has a learning disability and has an IQ lower than average. or maybe my mother should let the reality that my brother is not going to turn into a genius overnight dawn on her. but sorry bro, you're still stupid.




'imma not a virginnnnn'
'lost it to irene'
'algae's pregnant. clarice did not use a contraceptive that's why'
'someone teach clarice about the use of contraceptives aka condomssss'

HAHAHAHAHAH,
and you guys thought that dancers were high, holy and pure. well, 'fraid not, buddy.

TEAM HORNY!
cause we spam twitter with porny stuff.




i'll say it one time, i'll say it two times, i'll say it many many many times (HAHAHirene)

really, THANKYOU. irene! 谢谢你 for trusting in my ability not to screw up the sec4 farewell mash-up. and saying that my guitar playing sounded surprisingly good. and thankyou the rest of you for saying/agreeing for thinking that i have talent and i should take guitar up professionally.

i've said it once, but i'll say it again, it really really really means alot to me. living under a roof where everyone condemns my love for music citing that it'll never work out, and saying that my taylor swift songs sound worse than construction noise pollution shit and putting down all my dreams of ever becoming a professional guitarist (it's put out already thanks to you mom), your words really changes everything.

hence,
thankyou.




daphne;

it does not make sense. how come the person that gets my heartstrings all up in a knot is the exact same one that untangles it?
OH AND CANELE. ARE YOU READY, BABY?

irene;
为什么you so annoying one! HAHAHAHAHA,keep asking questions! TSK, you blind kia.


i secretly think that my laoshi is frustrated at me half the time because she scolds me at every single practice at least twice rain or shine. but sometimes she also has that i'm-going-to-laugh face when she looks at me. like when she saw me dance today. AHHHSHIT, but bottomline, my dance still sucks.


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